Dirt Cheap Birmingham

Birmingham has a hectic and interesting nightlife!

It’s not hard to get laid in Birmingham. The most straight forward approach is via the internet. International websites www.cragslist.org and www.gumtree.com both have local personal sections which are a great way to meet people from the comfort of your own home. And perfect for making sure your singing from the same hymn sheet before you jump between the sheets. But be sure to meet in a public place and do check out the film Hard Candy to be informed of the pitfalls.

The national sport of dogging
For the more adventurous venture out of town to Cannock Chase, a breathtaking nature reserve that local footballer Stan Collymore made famous for its night time “dogging”. For the naïve among us this is when people gather for ”humpy-dumpy” with strangers or simply to watch the action. In the Chase, this happens mostly in cars and you’ll need your car for access too. Exit the M6 motorway at the Toll and travel north on the A460.

Pubs and clubs
If your fancies are more romantic take your prick from the just about anywhere – the pubs, bars, nightclubs, even streets are all heaving with singltons looking for love. It ain’t where you go but the way that you go there. Show a bit of leg. Put on your glad rags. Brush up on your one-liners and work it!

Feel free to be creative here, it’s not judgemental. A home made T-shirt embroidered with “I need love” is sure to raise interest and temperatures. There are plenty of local psychics around (John Starkey on Wolverhampton’s Penn Road is one of the best the in UK) who’ll offer love advice with a more spiritual angle too.

Good luck!

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